WTF?????????

I am so tired I could fall asleep standing up. Maybe I have. I should pinch myself to find out but that would require energy. Both boys have just finished the full-on fight of their lives against peace, tranquility, my sanity, and bedtime. (Since when are most of these foes?) I am trying not to feel like a crap-tacular parent here... but it is difficult.

David succeeded in climbing into the baby swing (he is still under the weight limit....I just don't let him use it) only to fall out as he tried to swing it. Lovely inch long welt next to his right eye now. He also backed up into the corner of the wall & gave himself another bump on the back of his head. Way to go, monkey. Joshua fought sleep like it was death itself but has finally quieted down. I am sitting here in total silence praying tomorrow will NOT be a repeat. I had to fight the urge to dump them both into their cribs and run for the nearest exit. What am I thinking of wanting a third someday??????????

Of course to have a third I would actually have to have sex. Ummm, yeah.... not likely at this rate. Maybe that is why I feel like Tony & I are more roommates than husband & wife these days? I am trying my hardest to feel sexy & ready... but I might as well try to decipher this whole bailout package thing they have going on. Never mind. I will just wait until he isn't looking and jump his bones. That way he can't see how I look.