I had been doing pretty well. I was eating very few sweets and loads of fresh fruits or yogurt. I was also getting more veggies & good protein. Then you came along, you stinking Easter Bunny. You with your fancy chocolates and yummy goodies. You are eeeeeeeeevil!!!!!!
I tried to be good & only nibble the jelly beans. Not too many calories there and fat-free. Then your hidden stash of mini robin's eggs beckoned to me from the kitchen. It called my name as I battled stress and coaxed me into having just one. Then just one more. The next thing I knew I was buying a second bag to hide the fact that I had eaten the first. Then you had to send your minions after me. Those small chocolate soldiers attacked my weakened front and had me pinned against the wall. I had to give in or die in the battle.
So, damn you Easter Bunny. You and your basket full of my fat ass and chubby tummy. Go away and take your buddy (that fat little devil who calls himself "Cupid") with you. Tell your cohorts I am declaring war on the lot of you!!!!! (Right after I finish my kid's chocolate bunny)
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Haha...you're too funny! You know, I somehow managed to not eat a single piece of Easter candy this year! Who knows how! I know I won't be able to get away with it once Ben is old enough to EAT candy!
ReplyDeletelol.....last year was so much easier. David was still all about the boob and a few solids. This was his first year with candy and Daddy insisted he get a HUGE chocolate bunny. Guess who is eating most of the stupid thing??????
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